Facebookiya Das 24, after losing all his real life friends due his love affair with a fake profile of girl on Facebook decided to develop a real app that can help individuals to become socially active. And he did it and in his interview with our Star reporter Sri Sri 108 Ganja Baba ji he highlighted the salient features of the app.
GB : Hey FD! Finally you used something that you have studied during your engineering . How you are feeling now ?
FD : Studied during my engineering ? Dude you are hurting my religious sentiments. How can you say that I studied during my engineering ? No one studies , how can I study ? This is unacceptable. I will sue you! I have connections. Tu janta hai kis page ka admin hun mae ? You owe me an apology.
GB : Whatever ! I am not getting weed these days so can't tolerate your assholeness . I will slit your throat if you will continue your bullshits! Tell me fast about your app and let me go.
FD : Sorry BaBa, I became a bit emotional. Apologies . Actually I learned making apps from Code.org . Please don't give me a shraap . I am telling you about the salient features of my app.
1. It will give electric shock when someone is talking to you and you look at your phone to ignore him.
2. It will uninstall Whatsapp , SMS , Twitter , Facebook , Orkut from your phone.
3. It will block access to porn sites.
4. Will make your family pic as your phone display picture.
5.To remove this app you have to take confirmation from 5 different friends(or contact) of yours who have talked with you for more than 2 hours at least in last 1 month.
6. This app is total add free.
7.It will automatically block all girls who have friendzoned you.
8.This app will save you from RaGa vs Modi debate by disconnecting the phone calls as soon as it will hear any such words which can lead to debate.
9.It will block access to internet between 7 PM to 11 PM so that you can go and sit with your family members and realize how good they are .
10. It will automatically send "I love you" to all probable girlfriends of your contact list.
GB : Bhenchoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , this app will be a menace for engineers. I am going to file a PIL to ban this app and demand capital punishment for you.
FD: Too late BaBa , you have installed my app now. Now promote my app "Being Social " otherwise I will leak all your twitter DM.
GB : Grrrrhhhhh , Okay Okay .
GB : Hey FD! Finally you used something that you have studied during your engineering . How you are feeling now ?
FD : Studied during my engineering ? Dude you are hurting my religious sentiments. How can you say that I studied during my engineering ? No one studies , how can I study ? This is unacceptable. I will sue you! I have connections. Tu janta hai kis page ka admin hun mae ? You owe me an apology.
GB : Whatever ! I am not getting weed these days so can't tolerate your assholeness . I will slit your throat if you will continue your bullshits! Tell me fast about your app and let me go.
FD : Sorry BaBa, I became a bit emotional. Apologies . Actually I learned making apps from Code.org . Please don't give me a shraap . I am telling you about the salient features of my app.
1. It will give electric shock when someone is talking to you and you look at your phone to ignore him.
2. It will uninstall Whatsapp , SMS , Twitter , Facebook , Orkut from your phone.
3. It will block access to porn sites.
4. Will make your family pic as your phone display picture.
5.To remove this app you have to take confirmation from 5 different friends(or contact) of yours who have talked with you for more than 2 hours at least in last 1 month.
6. This app is total add free.
7.It will automatically block all girls who have friendzoned you.
8.This app will save you from RaGa vs Modi debate by disconnecting the phone calls as soon as it will hear any such words which can lead to debate.
9.It will block access to internet between 7 PM to 11 PM so that you can go and sit with your family members and realize how good they are .
10. It will automatically send "I love you" to all probable girlfriends of your contact list.
GB : Bhenchoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo , this app will be a menace for engineers. I am going to file a PIL to ban this app and demand capital punishment for you.
FD: Too late BaBa , you have installed my app now. Now promote my app "Being Social " otherwise I will leak all your twitter DM.
GB : Grrrrhhhhh , Okay Okay .
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