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Ms Madhu Kishwar , a Sanghi,  wrote Modinama. There is ZeroL0ss in writing such long articles. All she talked about development  and blah blah. There was no masala, no “blow to Modi” phrase  . Not a single droplet of crocodile tears in it. It was not even about 2002, how can we treat it as a secular article? Also Ms Kishwar is a Hindu so this makes her Communal Sanghi. Let us conclude it was not a secular article. This post is a reply to her Modinama … Like her I am also not paid a penny to write this. I have used the maha mantra of Ctrl-C+Ctrl-V to write this pragmatic report. I will call it Sibalnama.
So here is Sibalnama written in the honor of the great legendary KRK of Indian Politics the one and only Mr Zero Man of India aka Mr Sapil Kibal.This post is dedicated to the most stupid, unintentionally hilarious Politician of India. He is so funny that Kapil Sharma of comedy circus is feeling his career is in jeopardy .
Ruining IITs  : ZeroL0ss
Ruining IIMs : ZeroL0ss
Ruining Universities : ZeroL0ss
Ruining Education System : ZeroL0ss
Saving A. Raja : ZeroL0ss
Telling blatant lie of ZeroL0ss in 2G  : ZeroL0ss
Corrupting Education System: ZeroL0ss
Piece of shit called Aakash : ZeroL0ss
Bullying CAG Vinod Rai : ZeroL0ss
Weakening JanLokpal movement with Agnivesh : ZeroL0ss
Torturing India with his poetry : ZeroL0ss
Shouting “You are corrupt too” : ZeroL0ss
Favoring M/S Phoenix  Rose LLC  : ZeroL0ss
Vodafone tax scandal : ZeroL0ss
Favoring Son’s client : ZeroL0ss
Internet Censorship :ZeroL0ss
Suppressing Free speech with Sec 66A  : ZeroL0ss
Banning FB pages and Twitter accounts  : ZeroL0ss

Anonymous hacks Sibal website.

In the end I would like to quote hacktivists  Anonymous , who wrote this line after hacking Mr Sibal's website. “Born with below-60 IQ he[Sibal] thought he could mess with the Internet and let the elite of his party suppress freedom of speech”.

Note:- No matter how original , how relevant , how pragmatic this post looks like but it is as fake as Mallika Sherawat’s accent.

PS ~ No animals were harmed during writing this post. Except few mosquitoes but ,as Grammar Nazis will say, Mosquitoes are insects  not  animals . Ha ! I just trolled Grammar Nazis. I rock ! I am awesome. I am Sri Sri 108 Ganja Baba.