Twitterpur: Today Twitterati and mango Tweeps rocked the mini universe of Twitter by asking and trending #WhereisPappu
,we would like to tell our readers that Mr Rahul Gandhi is popularly
known as Pappu on twitter. Tweeps are very sad because of sudden
disappearance of Mr Gandhi that too during Uttarakhand floods. Some of
their tweets are as follows :
@RKRKocRs tweeted : "We are missing your jokes , Oh Naadan Parinde Ghar aaja #WhereIsPappu".
@lololuloy tweeted : "There is a natural calamity in Uattarakhand and no Politician made any chu^%$@tic comment, RahulG we are missing you #WhereIsPappu"
Radio channels got flooded with song request dedication for Mr Gandhi almost all of those request asked to play "Nadaan Parinde Ghar aaja".Some of the tweeps even reported filing RTI asking where is Rahul
Gandhi.

What is more shocking is even Mr Gandhi 's mother Respected Supremo Soniaji too has no idea about where is he. RAW , IB , CBI , Delhi Police etc were ordered to find Mr Gandhi. There were some speculations that Mr Gandhi is kidnapped by Sri Nitish Kumar so that Congress can be forced to support Nitishji's government during confidence voting in Bihar assembly.
According to MDTV sources ,which are more anonymous than anonymous itself , said all UPA MPs were forced to withdraw all their money from Swiss Bank accounts so that ransom amount can be given to Mr Kumar. This act made India 's ranking to go down . Now Pakis have more money in their Swiss Accounts than Indians . Mr Pharad Sawar and Mr Kuresh Salmadi have showed their disgrace , in their joint statement they said "This is disgusting , How can Queen bee do this to us ? That too to save worthless Baby Bee ? This is not done this will destroy the honeycomb".

Exclusive Picture of INC Vice President watching Italy Vs Brazil match at Salvador , Brazil obtained by Star Reporter Sri Sri 108 Ganja Baba.
Finally Tweeps have got the answer of the biggest trending question from yesterday. Now they are afraid that Mr Gandhi will go to Uttarakhand for political stunt and this will definitely hurt the ongoing rescue operations. They just want Rahul Gandhi to make a comment so that they can make jokes on it. Meanwhile US President Mr Obama who is facing strong protest over NSA have got one more point to support on going Surveillance programs.
PS ~ No matter how original it looks but this is a work of fiction.
@RKRKocRs tweeted : "We are missing your jokes , Oh Naadan Parinde Ghar aaja #WhereIsPappu".
@lololuloy tweeted : "There is a natural calamity in Uattarakhand and no Politician made any chu^%$@tic comment, RahulG we are missing you #WhereIsPappu"
Radio channels got flooded with song request dedication for Mr Gandhi almost all of those request asked to play "Nadaan Parinde Ghar aaja".Some of the tweeps even reported filing RTI asking where is Rahul
Gandhi.

A file picture of INC Vice President Mr Rahul .
Due
to all this Congress elite tweep Sir Sanjay Jha have to come forward
but as a usual he was trolled and later on ignored . Then Ajay Maken and
Manish Tewari tried their luck but this time Tweeps were united and
Congress senior leaders too failed to put any impact.What is more shocking is even Mr Gandhi 's mother Respected Supremo Soniaji too has no idea about where is he. RAW , IB , CBI , Delhi Police etc were ordered to find Mr Gandhi. There were some speculations that Mr Gandhi is kidnapped by Sri Nitish Kumar so that Congress can be forced to support Nitishji's government during confidence voting in Bihar assembly.
According to MDTV sources ,which are more anonymous than anonymous itself , said all UPA MPs were forced to withdraw all their money from Swiss Bank accounts so that ransom amount can be given to Mr Kumar. This act made India 's ranking to go down . Now Pakis have more money in their Swiss Accounts than Indians . Mr Pharad Sawar and Mr Kuresh Salmadi have showed their disgrace , in their joint statement they said "This is disgusting , How can Queen bee do this to us ? That too to save worthless Baby Bee ? This is not done this will destroy the honeycomb".
Later
on all these speculations became faking news today when Rahul Gandhi
was spotted in Salvador, Brazil cheering for Italy during a match
between Brazil and Italy.Needless to say Italy lost the match. Mr
Gandhi was found due to going on US sponsored surveillance program in
Brazil . Faking News star correspondent Sri Sri Ganja Baba have got the
exclusive tape in which Rahulji was seen wearing Italian tri colour make
up and cheering beside Italian team coach Prandelli Cesare. We could
not contact Rahulji because IB said this may put Mr Gandhi's life in
peril. When we asked about Rahul 's presence in Brazil and wearing
Italian flag make up, during on going press conference of Minister of
Information and Broadcasting Mr Tanish Mewari he said "Mr Rahul Gandhi's act is holistic one . He is trying to make better International relations. "

Exclusive Picture of INC Vice President watching Italy Vs Brazil match at Salvador , Brazil obtained by Star Reporter Sri Sri 108 Ganja Baba.
Finally Tweeps have got the answer of the biggest trending question from yesterday. Now they are afraid that Mr Gandhi will go to Uttarakhand for political stunt and this will definitely hurt the ongoing rescue operations. They just want Rahul Gandhi to make a comment so that they can make jokes on it. Meanwhile US President Mr Obama who is facing strong protest over NSA have got one more point to support on going Surveillance programs.
PS ~ No matter how original it looks but this is a work of fiction.


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