After his statement that Rahul Gandhi is ready to step into his
shoes, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has announced his post retirement
plans.
In an exclusive interview with our star correspondent Sri Sri 108 Ganja BaBa, he said that like other celebrities, he too will judge a reality show on a national TV. When asked the details about the show, he kept silent for 45 minutes and then called Respected Supremo Soniaji. During the conversation that followed, all he said was ‘Theek Hai’ , ‘Sorry Madam’ , ‘Theek Hai Ok Madam’ , ‘Theek Hai Thank You Madam’ and then hung up. He ent silent for 45 minutes.
When our correspondent, who was under the influence of marijuana so that he can tolerate a bot, insisted and showed him the clip of Sunny Pajji’s Gadar handpump video to motivate him, the Prime Minister opened up:
PM Mannuji : I will host a show that was long ago hosted by Anupam Kher.
GB : Lead India?
PM Mannuji : khikhikhi, thoda purana.
GB: OMG! Sawaal Dus Crore Ka? Amitji’s KBC will get tough competition then!
PM Mannuji : (Sneaky) NO! ussae thoda naya… khikhikhi
GB: “Ohk, now I got it, it’s Say na something to Anupam Uncle, Right?
PM Mannuji: Yes!
GB: So you must be excited about your new job. Are doing any special preparation for it?
PM Mannuji: Babaji, Look I have enough experience of handling toddlers, I don’t need any special preparation for it.
GB: Grandkids?
PM Mannuji: heeheehee, You are funny! But a big NO! Ok Baba, leave it, I will tell you. You know Baba, you ROCK! This is my first interview without any script . This is the first time I am speaking without reading any draft passed by 10 Janpath. This is a very touching moment of my life. After my marriage, I hardly spoke and then I became PM and then all I did was script reading wohooohooooo… No one listens to me wohooohooo.. snob snob.. This is first time I am speaking that much without any pause and someone is actually listening to me.
GB : (Confused) Please take this tissue.
PM Mannuji: Thanks! And Sorry I became little bit emotional. Anyway, where were we?
GB : You were telling about your toddlers handling experience.
PM Mannuji : Oh yes , dementia you know… well I have enough experience to handle toddlers as I have handled RahulG for so many years! He loves me and I know how to keep him happy. I know what kids want right from Talpenliebe and Mother Dairy Tilk to giving ride on my back.
GB : Damn ! I was thinking about but felt hesitated to say this because of IT Act and sec 66A.
PM Mannuji: hhehehe, don’t worry Police and IB is busy on Twitter and Facebook, they don’t care what you are doing in real world. Well, getting back to my plans, my reality show will come on Saturday 8 PM on NONY Entertainment Channel.
GB : Congratulations Mannuji for your post retirement job. It was too good to see you talking.
PM Mannuji: Thank You ji , Tussi bhi bade sweet ho. Rab tohanu Faking News ka deputy editor bnawe.
When our correspondent was about to leave Mannuji picked up the phone and said “THEEK HAI” but this time his voice had a sardar touch.
Written for FAKINGNEWS.COM .
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/06/23/manmohan-singh-announces-his-post-retirement-plans/
PS ~ This is a work of pure fiction :)
In an exclusive interview with our star correspondent Sri Sri 108 Ganja BaBa, he said that like other celebrities, he too will judge a reality show on a national TV. When asked the details about the show, he kept silent for 45 minutes and then called Respected Supremo Soniaji. During the conversation that followed, all he said was ‘Theek Hai’ , ‘Sorry Madam’ , ‘Theek Hai Ok Madam’ , ‘Theek Hai Thank You Madam’ and then hung up. He ent silent for 45 minutes.
When our correspondent, who was under the influence of marijuana so that he can tolerate a bot, insisted and showed him the clip of Sunny Pajji’s Gadar handpump video to motivate him, the Prime Minister opened up:
PM Mannuji : I will host a show that was long ago hosted by Anupam Kher.
GB : Lead India?
PM Mannuji : khikhikhi, thoda purana.
GB: OMG! Sawaal Dus Crore Ka? Amitji’s KBC will get tough competition then!
PM Mannuji : (Sneaky) NO! ussae thoda naya… khikhikhi
GB: “Ohk, now I got it, it’s Say na something to Anupam Uncle, Right?
PM Mannuji: Yes!
GB: So you must be excited about your new job. Are doing any special preparation for it?
PM Mannuji: Babaji, Look I have enough experience of handling toddlers, I don’t need any special preparation for it.
GB: Grandkids?
PM Mannuji: heeheehee, You are funny! But a big NO! Ok Baba, leave it, I will tell you. You know Baba, you ROCK! This is my first interview without any script . This is the first time I am speaking without reading any draft passed by 10 Janpath. This is a very touching moment of my life. After my marriage, I hardly spoke and then I became PM and then all I did was script reading wohooohooooo… No one listens to me wohooohooo.. snob snob.. This is first time I am speaking that much without any pause and someone is actually listening to me.
GB : (Confused) Please take this tissue.
PM Mannuji: Thanks! And Sorry I became little bit emotional. Anyway, where were we?
GB : You were telling about your toddlers handling experience.
PM Mannuji : Oh yes , dementia you know… well I have enough experience to handle toddlers as I have handled RahulG for so many years! He loves me and I know how to keep him happy. I know what kids want right from Talpenliebe and Mother Dairy Tilk to giving ride on my back.
GB : Damn ! I was thinking about but felt hesitated to say this because of IT Act and sec 66A.
PM Mannuji: hhehehe, don’t worry Police and IB is busy on Twitter and Facebook, they don’t care what you are doing in real world. Well, getting back to my plans, my reality show will come on Saturday 8 PM on NONY Entertainment Channel.
GB : Congratulations Mannuji for your post retirement job. It was too good to see you talking.
PM Mannuji: Thank You ji , Tussi bhi bade sweet ho. Rab tohanu Faking News ka deputy editor bnawe.
When our correspondent was about to leave Mannuji picked up the phone and said “THEEK HAI” but this time his voice had a sardar touch.
http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/2013/06/23/manmohan-singh-announces-his-post-retirement-plans/
PS ~ This is a work of pure fiction :)
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