Why Engineers are crazy about CAT?

After spending 6 years of shitty life (2 years preparing for Engineering colleges entrance exams and 4 years "mugging" for passing end sems while they were in College. ) every engineer is crazy about CAT. But Why ? Today your favorite Sri Sri 108 Ganja Baba will try to find the actual reason behind it.

See while they were in +2 their parents said "Beta 2 saal padhle fir toh aish hee aish" . When they got admitted into engineering college they found their parents were right ... Now all they got is 'ashes' of their dreams.While they were dreaming about getting a girlfriend like Katrina Kaif  they found girls in their colleges are almost Jassi type. Savita Bhabhi, Brazzers, Xvideos became their lullaby then.

Now lighting a cigarette ie sutta while having Tea ie Chai for busting stress is a common practice in almost all colleges of India and especially in Engineering colleges this Chai-Sutta combo is becoming a Immortal .

After four years, on the placement day all high paying  jobs were given to those JassiS. Bloody perverts HRs!

Now they are left with two option either prepare for GATE or do MBA. They know they will become as lonely as Kamaal R Khan if they will start preparing for GATE but MBA i.e. CAT preparation is different. CAT preparation means coaching at CP where they can find Menkas , Rukmanis and Apsaras and Apsaras every where. And if they get time after their  Girlfriend Hunt MDMF (Maal Darshan Mood Fresh ) they can study and get into any good B-School with their awesome Quant Scores.

No matter what they say during their Personal Interview for "Why MBA ?" question there is not even a scintilla of truth in their statements that they make during their PI.In B-School its the life they dreamed about ,  they can booze ,get laid ,  find their first love , smoke weed, have sutta whenever they like and after 2 years when they finish their course they can get a job which pays enough so that they can continue their dream life till their last breath.

If you think like this CAT then you are definitely a PUSSY .

But the actual reason for their craziness about CAT is, CAT is synonymous to PUSSY. ;)